Books are people too!

I don't mean to gross you out.... Aw, who am I kidding, of course I mean to gross you out!

I was in the bathroom, innocently washing my hands, when I looked over to my left and saw a library book balanced on the sink beside me. I stared at it in horror, silently praying that the person who had left it there had carefully checked to make sure the sink was dry. But, alas, all my hopes were dashed when the person came back, picked up their book, and I saw the water bead up where it had been released from the pressure of the book.

Books are filthy things, people! But that doesn't mean you can feel free to make them even filthier.

If I hadn't already been washing my hands, I would have again, for good measure.