Arr, it be Talk like a Pirate Day! And I havin' forgotten to talk like a pirate all day, I have decided to write this here blog post like a pirate. Arr!
So, I be watchin' The Empire Strrrikes Back at work (one o' the perks o' me job) and I be wonderin'- when the giant ice-beast be killin' Luke's ton-ton and be draggin' him away, how come it leave the nice, juicy ton-ton there to rot (or freeze) and drag away the tough, yucky human? An' how come it hang its prey up to freeze? Do it like meat-cicles? Do it have a need for food storage? I just be sayin' . . .
